Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
