whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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