she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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