I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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