dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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