i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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