Only a mothe r could love this liver
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize