So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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