CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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