worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize
