wat bout pragnant strippers??
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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