you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Did I show you my penis last night?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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