smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
