so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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