Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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