Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
