You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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