is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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