Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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