before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
