So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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