Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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