i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
