Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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