Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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