the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
two words: eviction party
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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