My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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