Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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