how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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