My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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