found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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