Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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