Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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