I feel like abortions should bother me more
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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