Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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