I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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