She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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