I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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