found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
