he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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