Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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