they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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