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(609): View more from New Jersey

why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?

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(540): View more from Virginia

That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....

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It was the best sex i've ever had.

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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.

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(830): View more from Texas

No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her

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(760): View more from California

I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.

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(813): View more from Florida

IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.

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