I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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