i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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