Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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