Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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