What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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