just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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