grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
