I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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