Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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