"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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