It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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