He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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